fucking-hostile:

It me, Lord Scruffington.

Validate my dumb head

u-r-fab replied to your photo:lol
Ross?

Yup, s’me.

lol

Is it wrong that I want to

A little bit. ha

I look like a pirate today.

heteroh:

matching icons for you and your friends

(via countvagula)

Grapefruit your man, ladies.

Some random Congolese woman has added me on Facebook. #famous

I just saw a video on reddit where a dog is harassing a bear cub, and then suddenly mama-bear comes out of nowhere and runs towards the camera, and the footage ends. It turns out that the dog and 3 men were killed, and 2 more are in critical condition. Bears are like land-sharks.

Here’s the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5Vx-b6-2Uo

The first piss of the day is so precious.

get outta me caaaar!

uuuuughh

Just start now.

I feel like it’s far too late, and it’s more of an adolescent insult and I’m getting old now. A real tragedy.

u-r-fab:

Some of the Food I’ve made at work

holy shit Sian.

I wish I had used ‘knob-jockey’ as an insult more whilst growing up xo

I love all the cringey stuff that 40-somethings share on Facebook, it makes me feel relevant because I understand technology and social norms online.

I have this one man, he’s a good family friend and he posts all these inspirational quotes with terrible grammar, and he likes all of his own posts and there’s even one post where he’s trying to talk to his friend, but he hasn’t tagged him, he’s just written his name down and is having a totally one-sided conversation with himself. I really want to show you all, but I love him to bits.