Ther woz a girl n she was ded becus she was killd,

repost this 2night or she wil kil u in ur sleep

I haven’t seen a good old fashioned creepy chain message in forever.

It’s in your mattress

No, my mattress is empty - just like my life.

I made a bouquet that goes in a special water-proof card vase at work today, and you have to cut the stems and then wrap the bottom in cellophane so the water is sealed within the cello, and whilst I was doing it a sick bug crawled out of a gerbra stem, which are hollow and I flicked it out of the door and I tried finding it later to take a picture of, but it was GONE.

my ovaries just exploded (literally could be the reason i’m so ill)

Thanks mum x

callthestudentnurse asked:
What are your views on American political history dating from 1860-1875?

I know that’s when the civil war was happening, but that’s about it. I have 0 interest in American history or culture.

no

Don’t make me get my fishing rod.

Someone ask me stuff. Interesting and cool stuff.

Anonymous asked:
everyone's like in love with you

Nobody is in love with me, I can assure you.

  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign

It’s really difficult to pick my favourite Smiths album.

Instead of fluoride, we should put mdma in water supplies. The world would be such a happy place.

Anonymous asked:
I really liked you.

Well why didn’t you just tell me? I know these messages are supposed to be flattering or whatnot, but they don’t really mean anything to me if I don’t know who they’re from. Obviously I won’t post who you are etc.

unabating:

proletarianprincess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Scottish Batman [pandyland]

im being memed on in so many ways

fucking hell

(via cousintit)

One of my friends always snapchats me nudes, and I always end up feeling bad because most of the time I can never be arsed to respond to her.