I have such a problem with big spoons. I never ever use them when eating. Only ever little spoons. Yes, including cereal and soup and whatever. Big spoons are just too sharp and uncomfortable and pointless. If you give me a big spoon, I will change it.
Can you tell I’m bored?
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Gin & Juice
One of the best classic Snoop tracks ever
Why do people go on holiday with their friends to places like Magaluf? I can’t even think of anything more repulsive and annoying than getting horrendously high and drunk on an island full of English teenagers and waking up in a pool of someone else’s vomit with a different STI every night, all whilst it being hot.
The being hot part is the deal-breaker for me.
I keep eating my lunch whilst looking at porn, and it’s weirdly satisfying.
One of my modules this year is entirely mathematics based and that’s fucking terrifying.
How do I numbers?
I will give £3 to anyone that can drag me out of bed this morning.
Where the fuck is Wallace?!
Ask me stuff because I’m really cool and interesting, like an old wardrobe.
(Source: bellona--belladonna)
Biscuit barrels are literally hell for a biccie connoisseur.
Who thinks it’s a great idea to mix all the biscuits together? Now the rich-tea are contaminated by the ginger biscuits, and the digestives have crumbled into dust because of the weight of other biscuits poured on top of them.
Fucking hell, boycott all biscuit barrels!
