1 hour ago with 6 notes

shitijustatemyself:

I have such a problem with big spoons. I never ever use them when eating. Only ever little spoons. Yes, including cereal and soup and whatever. Big spoons are just too sharp and uncomfortable and pointless. If you give me a big spoon, I will change it.

6 hours ago with 21 notes
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rocknrolldoctor:

Soundgarden - Hunted Down

Album - Screaming Life/Fopp

7 hours ago with 1 note
Can you tell I’m bored?

Can you tell I’m bored?

8 hours ago with 1 note

Snoop Doggy Dogg - Gin & Juice

One of the best classic Snoop tracks ever

8 hours ago with 3 notes

Why do people go on holiday with their friends to places like Magaluf? I can’t even think of anything more repulsive and annoying than getting horrendously high and drunk on an island full of English teenagers and waking up in a pool of someone else’s vomit with a different STI every night, all whilst it being hot.

The being hot part is the deal-breaker for me.

8 hours ago with 22 notes
9 hours ago with 3 notes

I keep eating my lunch whilst looking at porn, and it’s weirdly satisfying.

10 hours ago with 1 note

One of my modules this year is entirely mathematics based and that’s fucking terrifying.

How do I numbers?

10 hours ago with 1,329 notes
cOwabunga!

cOwabunga!

(Source: blaaargh)

11 hours ago with 1 note

I will give £3 to anyone that can drag me out of bed this morning.

20 hours ago with 1 note

Where the fuck is Wallace?!

20 hours ago with 3 notes
22 hours ago

Ask me stuff because I’m really cool and interesting, like an old wardrobe.

1 day ago with 41 notes

(Source: bellona--belladonna)

1 day ago with 5 notes

Biscuit barrels are literally hell for a biccie connoisseur.

Who thinks it’s a great idea to mix all the biscuits together? Now the rich-tea are contaminated by the ginger biscuits, and the digestives have crumbled into dust because of the weight of other biscuits poured on top of them.

Fucking hell, boycott all biscuit barrels!

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