Anonymous asked:
I think you can, think harder, you ignore me all the time. Oh or I am that insignificant to you you cant even remember who I am? Nevermind. Its nice to feel really appreciated on this website and on twitter for that matter. Because this is all a big joke right? You like getting pissy messages on tumblr? I could send you pissy messages all day about how i currently dislike you but still would meet you and possibly fuck you but haha life ay.

So we’ve never met and I ignore you on Twitter and Tumblr? I really don’t know who that could be, sorry. You should’ve just said before you started acting childish, and maybe we wouldn’t have had a problem.

The video is fucking amazing.

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Anonymous asked:
No, I don't know you in person, I only know you on tumblr, and Ive always offered to meet you and you always ignore me and then moan when you are on your own. Is that what you want? Girls offering to meet you then never doing it? Stop calling me an asshole. You are a bigger asshole than me. Anyway things like this bore me, it got boring last year.

Well off the top of my head I can’t possibly imagine who you are, sorry. I never ignore anyone that talks to me on here, so I find that hard to believe. Why am I an asshole, you’re the one sending me these messages. I think I’m being pretty reasonable.

vegetablelesagne:

An actual Australian news show.

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Anonymous asked:
Oh I'm a belligerent asshole? Haha get a life, and while you are at it, stop thinking you gods gift.

Not so much belligerent any more; just straight up asshole. If you know me in person, just tell me without the shroud of secrecy or not at all.

Anonymous asked:
maybe you would find the right person if you actually fucking met them. Just a thought.

I don’t understand… Obviously you’d have to meet them. You sound like a real belligerent asshole.

When will I find someone that is right for me? I’m fed up of time-wasters and boring people.

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

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grain-of:

fucking-hostile:

Most pretentious screenplay 2014

Get fucked Ross

It’s okay, IT’S A METAPHOR.

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Most pretentious screenplay 2014

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Look at this cheeky lil shit, slithering about on my crysanths.

I got sick arrangement skills

Anonymous asked:
Nice glasses Morrissey

ultimate compliment, thanks

Cosmo Sex Tip #31

superaunaturelle:

During sex, surprise him with an extremely sexy orgasm moan by making the THX theme sound at the top of your lungs

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